So it turns out the humans decided to give me a birthday bath for turning 2! WHATEVER! They can clean me off, poop residue and all, but they canNOT wash off the cuteness! I'll show them! I chose to sit by myself for a bit afterwards. They said I was sulking but I like to think I was contemplating my present. Momma tried to play bottle-caps with me, but I was not in the mood, thank you.