So as if Momma and Daddy didn't give me enough attention, I decided to have a couple of soft poop episodes to keep them on their toes. Late Friday night, as a going away present for Daddy, I showed them the good stuff, but then they made my butt wet in the bath.
Yesterday I gave Momma a break since Daddy had just left. But today - when she let her guard down - and went grocery shopping (but not for me) - I left several trails for her to follow when she got home. Darn it, though! She found me atop my perch and again ... my butt got wet. Luckily my brother was there to help me by tapping me on my head.
So now I must rest in the very spot where I left a trail for Momma. It's hard work, keeping my human beans up and running!